Indeed, to coincide with Winter Solstice, it is once again Global Orgasm Day. Between 11am and 1pm today, you were supposed to have an orgasm to “effect positive change in the energy field of the earth.”
So, if you didn’t do your part at the proper time, I suggest you get on it right now.
I think it’s safe to say that Skepchick readers will recognize what they call the “Science” of Orgasm Day as complete hokum:
“The Global Consciousness Project, located in Princeton, New Jersey, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world which record changes in their randomness during global events….Concentrated consciousness has measurable effects.
Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.“
I’m sureÂ that the words “Quantum Energy Field” made your BS detection antennae quiver like mine.Â Eh, it’s a good excuse to make out, anyway.
If you’re really curious about the way in which the Earth’s magnetic field moves, you can check out this article from NASA. Note the conspicuous absence of vibrators as causal agents of magnetic field shift.