Is it Friday? Already? I guess that means it’s time for a short-and-sweet Comment o’ the Week! I’ve got a whole lot going on this week, as I’m sure some of you have guessed (particularly those who follow me on Twitter and Facebook), so I’ll cut to the chase. I didn’t consider any comments left in response to this month’s birthday challenge, since that winner will get an actual prize at a later date. So, this week’s winner was nominated multiple times for this comment, in response to an Afternoon Inquision about food:
Kimbo Jones // Oct 12, 2008 at 12:31 am
@Detroitus: Itâ€™s true. I saw a non-peer-reviewed case study published last month about this very topic. According to their findings, baptism can reduce the nutrient content of babiesâ€™ souls by as much as 30%! Although I hear the nutrients are preserved by the flash-baptismal process. So if you canâ€™t afford fresh baby souls, buy canned. Donâ€™t get sucked in to that brand name nonsense though. â€œBaby No Nameâ€ is just as good as â€œCannibalâ€™s Choiceâ€.
Congratulations, Kimbo Jones! For your helpful and economically-savvy post, you win a lifetime’s supply of Heathen Heaven Minced Baby Souls, canned in baby juice for freshness that lasts long after the apocalypse.