Avast, me hearties!Â It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!Â Yo ho ho and pass the rum.
- A 6 year old’s wisdom – Yarrr, it beÂ Blake StaceyÂ who did find this treasure of an anecdote.
- Fall of the doctor who said his vitamins would cure AIDS – A scurvy dog! Thank ye, DS.
- Dawkins’ website banned in Turkey – Yarr, they be needing a keel hauling.Â Tip o’ me pirate hat to Miles.
- Conservatives have more fear – Yellow bellied landlubbers, the lot of them.Â
Here be me one pirate joke.Â Ye may have heard it before but listen or I’ll cut yer throat.Â The punchline be after the cut.
A pirate walks into a bar.Â The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.Â The bartender remarks, “That steering wheel sure looks uncomfortable.”Â
The pirate replies, “Arrrrrr, it’s been drivin’ me nuts all day.”