It’s Friday! And it’s bug_girl’s birthday! The double whammy was too much for me to resist, so I put together a collection of totally NSFW videos as a tribute to everyone’s favorite entomologist.
I’ve done some searches on YouTube that will probably get my account suspended. I’ve done some searches on YouTube that are likely illegal in Illinois. I’ve done some searches on YouTube that justified my home phone number remaining unlisted. But it’s for bug_girl, so I did those searches shamelessly. In fact, I did them proudly. I hope you all enjoy them (but please don’t “enjoy” them).
Happy Birthday, Bug!
The unnecessary: turtle porn
The necessary: monkey porn
The topical: insect porn
The obscure: fish porn? (NSF Troy McClure)
The adorable: Rabbit porn
The ridiculous: lemur porn!
The creepy: black widow porn (snuff-free)
And the grand finale! (no, not human porn.)
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Hurrah for Bug Girl! She’s avoided that pesky Grim Reaper for another year!
Happy Birthday, bug_girl!!
Happy birthday bug girl and where is she? I haven’t seen her post any comments lately .
May you have a marry anniversary of your hatch, my chitinous lady.
Whoops. I meant ‘merry’, not ‘marry’.
And as if it wasn’t enough, there’s also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us
Happy birthday, bug girl!
Happy birthday, Bug! I can’t wait to get home from work and “enjoy” all those videos. Well done, Elyse!
Cool, I share a Birthday with Bug Girl! Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Bug!
Oh, and Happy Birthday Psychojam1 and Rystefn too! :)
Thanks everyone!
I will have to wait until I’m home to open those….presents.
:D
Happy Birthday to the porn-woo goddess!
And Elyse, way to make a guy feel woefully inadequate!
Now where did I put that Enzyte …
Happy, happy birthday Bug, Psychojam1 and the sweet but awfully cool Rystefn!
Happy Birthdays all around. I’ll do something illegal for all of you. ;)
Also, I’m not sweet. Haven’t you been reading around here lately? I’m an unpleasant bastard stirring up trouble and tormenting people for no good reason.
Happy buggy birthday! =D
Rystefn, when you say you’ll do something illegal, are you referring to running naked while pointing to the sky? That would not only cover the “doing something illegal” but also would prove that you are pleasant and know how to have a good time. :)
Happy birthday! May smart and sexy vodka-drinking ladies lick Tang and off of you all week-end long. (That means you, too Psychojam.)
@BriarKing: don’t feel inadequate after watching the spider video. Consider the risk/reward for him vs. most human males. Seriously, you guys get the better deal.
… and that teaches me not to preview. When you’re reading that, just imagine that i closed the bold tag after @Briarking
I’ve done stupider things for less money.
There will be sexy and smart and vodka and licking and tang, but I can’t promise Tang… ;)
wow…i almost don’t wanna know what i’ll get for my birthday. (david tennant would be a good start, just in case anyone really wants to go out of their way)
happy birthday, bug girl!
Happy birthday, Bug Girl!
I’m sorry I missed your birfday, but my stupid temp-job’s office refuses access to Skepchick. So I don’t get in enough.