It’s Friday! And it’s bug_girl’s birthday! The double whammy was too much for me to resist, so I put together a collection of totally NSFW videos as a tribute to everyone’s favorite entomologist.
I’ve done some searches on YouTube that will probably get my account suspended. I’ve done some searches on YouTube that are likely illegal in Illinois. I’ve done some searches on YouTube that justified my home phone number remaining unlisted. But it’s for bug_girl, so I did those searches shamelessly. In fact, I did them proudly. I hope you all enjoy them (but please don’t “enjoy” them).
Happy Birthday, Bug!
The unnecessary: turtle porn
The necessary: monkey porn
The topical: insect porn
The obscure: fish porn? (NSF Troy McClure)
The adorable: Rabbit porn
The ridiculous: lemur porn!
The creepy: black widow porn (snuff-free)
And the grand finale! (no, not human porn.)
Have a great weekend, everyone!