Omfg, I’m sitting here waiting for maintenance guys to come turn off the beeping alarm and my soul is slowly being killed beep by BEEP. If I had a soul, anyway. TGIF, at least.
- Monkeys practice world’s oldest profession– Don’t you high hat capuchin prostimonkeys!
- Religious right boycotts McDonald’s– Because McDonald’s supports the homosexual agenda. Which apparently includes fries and cheeseburgers?
- When faith healers attack
- Science-related clerihews– Every day needs a little dorky poetry, right?