Holy shnit, it’s time once again for the COTW. Time sure flies when you’re sucking the marrow out of the box of chocolates that is life. (Oh man, at first I thought mixing metaphors would be good fun, but now I’m imagining chocolate truffles filled with bone marrow. Wait, isn’t that what Jello® is made of? Chocolates filled with Jello® don’t sound as bad. Let’s go with that. Anyway.)
Because I’m lazy, I searched through all the comments for “COTW,” hoping people had made some nominations. Alas, you’re all unique little snowflakes who express your appreciation of posts in varying ways, like writing “c.o.t.w.” or “commentoftheweek” or “yay lolz!” I struggled through, though, and have finally chosen a winner.
Once again, readers were particularly taken with a Skepchick writer’s comment. This time, it was Elyse, who stated “Pampers officially rocks. It’s nice to know that every time my baby poops, he’s saving lives.” However, once again, I can’t bring myself to award the big prize to one of the writers, even if technically we’re also commenters. Therefore, this week’s winner comes from a mysterious n00bie:
CrackerBandit // Jul 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Throw stones all you want, but if I get my picture of Bill Donohue frenching a tranny, you will all want to see it.
Congratulations to the CrackerBandit for making us all smile and possibly throw up. For your efforts, you win the condemnation of Bill Donohue, trannies, and everyone in the Support Jesus Crackers Facebook group.
Oh hey, and our fourth Teen Skepchick has just introduced herself: she’s the spectacularly awesome Skepchick commenter you may already know as vreify! Go say hello.