I knew the Universe would never fail me! For those of you who don’t know, “The Secret” refers to the “Law of Attraction,” aka the belief that you literally create your own reality through your hopes and dreams. First you ask for what you want, then behave as though you already have it, and finally you receive it. So, I wished and wished and wished for the Universe to deliver me one specific thing, acted as though it really existed, and at last it has arrived: Single-horned ‘Unicorn’ deer found in Italy! I’d like to thank The Secret, Oprah, The Universe, Dr. Phil, Britney Spears, Dean Radin, and of course the thousands of children with cancer whose wishes had to be put on hold while mine was answered.
As of press time, I am unable to confirm whether or not the unicorn can poop rainbows, or if vanilla cupcakes with sprinkles tumble from her horn when she tips her head down. However, I must believe — and continue to behave as though — the unicorn possesses these characteristics.
Thanks to Joshua for the heads up!