So, we geniuses in Florida strike again, this time in Orlando where the alleged image of Jesus was captured in a hospital prayer garden window.
The apparition caused a “commotion” with the hospital patrons who witnessed it, snapping pictures and notifying the local news station. One man, who was dealing with the tragedy of his ex-wife’s diagnosis with stage 3 cancer, found comfort in the image. He said, “This was just a sign for me to not worry about what is going on in my life and that everything else is under control. It was an enlightening experience.”
What I’d like to know is – why do they think this is Jesus?
I’ve said it before on this blog (though it was almost 2 years ago), but the chances that Jesus was white or had caucasian features is slim to none. The caucasian Jesus is likely nothing more than a fantasy retro-fit dreamed up by…well…caucasians. I mean, when was the last time you saw a white guy from the middle east? Chances are, Jesus looked more like this:
So, if it wasn’t Jesus in that prayer garden window…who was it?
Based on a quick scan of the interwebs, I think it may be Sean Connery:
Or maybe Abe Lincoln?
If it was, it sure was thoughtful of them to stop by to comfort the hospital patrons. Too bad Jesus got all the credit.