Help! I got pareidolia in my eye!
Just a few minutes ago, I was going through some pictures (that may or may not be a part of an upcoming nudie calendar) when I noticed something strange. There was a reflection in one of my eyes… and it wasn’t Jesus… and it wasn’t Mary.
It was something evil. And it was staring back at me… through my own eye. It was… (I can only tell you after the jump, but be warned – it’s not for those with a weak stomach)
Do you see it? It’s awful!
(hint: she’s spying from behind the flash reflection)
There is only one explanation for Sylvia being in my eye: She is trying to promote our nemesis calendar, the Psychick– more than 12 months of hot nude psychics! Such sexpots as Uri Gellar and Sylvia are reported to be posing. With that calibur of spank-bank material, it practically sells itself… and yet they are still using their mystical mind powers to sabotage our calendar with subliminal messages!
Let’s figure out how to get her out of my eye. Meet me at the Whiskey Road Bar in Chicago, Saturday night at 8pm.
Wait, Sylvia Browne is posing nude
I’d like to be the first to go on record with what I think will be a common reaction….
Sylvia nude? Escuse me– I need to get the steel wool and bleach for my eyes now….
That reminds me of some of the pareidolia images the Warrens would use during their big presentations. There was one where someone had the face of their evil, satanist father appear in their child’s hair in a photo…the eye-pareidolia here looks very similar.
Perhaps it wasn’t Satanist-dad in that other one, but Sylvia on a day when she’s forgotten to shave?
It’s bad enough I’ve got all the awfulness of her image in my eye… now you’re telling me she didn’t even shave her beard?
Rav- save some of that steel wool and bleach for me! I’ve got a bearded witch to scrub away.
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