Hahahha. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church (you know, the God Hates Fags crowd) can’t find Heath Ledger’s funeral. He’s written a letter, asking the family to tell him, because he knows Heath would want him to protest there to save others from going to hell:
If Heath himself could come back to life for a brief period to speak to his loved ones on earth, he would lift up his voice in a hideous scream, to wit: “Listen to Phelps! For god’s sake, listen to Phelps!”
Why don’t they just ask God for directions?