Events
We know you love us!
So obviously you want to win the chance to date one of us!
This month’s Divining for a Date challenge is running until the clock strikes midnight on March 1!
The full moon is coming and so is a lunar eclipse so your psychic powers should be in full force! No doubt anyone making predictions this week should have a huge advantage. So get predicting!
My psychic powers allow me to predict the strange coincidence that the next three lunar eclipses will happen during a full moon.
Looking at the questions I realized that you have it all wrong. Real psychics like John Edwards ask the questions. I should be the one saying, "I sense that the numbers one and eight are significant to you."
Hah! That’s nothing– What you all fail to realize is that it is my own psychic powers of concentration that eclipse the moon!
It’s quite a job runnning around the world to keep up with the almanacs, I can tell you.
I predict my wife would not allow me to go out on a date with another woman.