From those crazy kids at This Week in Science: the Unicorn Museum! This makes me laugh like mad, because I love unicorns for all their cheesy, rainbow-riding beauty. How wonderful to discover they have the same amount of legitimacy going for them as other proven scientific concepts like creationism! From Job 39:9-12:
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
11Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
12Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
(That’s the King James Version . . . other heretical translations use “oxen.”)