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Jesus ignores pleas of trapped miners, appears on fence.

She called her sister Ana over to ask what she saw. She too agreed, it was the Son of God.

Well, that’s all the proof I need! Job well done, Cornell Barnard, “reporter.” You can e-mail him at [email protected] and let him know what a great job he did reporting this very important story. link

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I’m editing this to mention that the best Photoshopping of that photo will win a special award, consisting almost entirely of nothing.

Rebecca Watson

Rebecca is a writer, speaker, YouTube personality, and unrepentant science nerd. In addition to founding and continuing to run Skepchick, she hosts Quiz-o-Tron, a monthly science-themed quiz show and podcast that pits comedians against nerds. There is an asteroid named in her honor.

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25 Comments

  1. I wish someone would invent a time machine so we could get a genuine photograph of the original Jesus.

    As I recall, there were some bible verses which mentioned that Jesus was kind of homely-looking (read as, "butt ugly"). Living before modern dentistry, by the age of 30 he was probably missing some teeth. The long hair is an idiotic misunderstanding (nazarite vs. Nazarene), so instead of looking like a long-haired rock star he probably looked like every other dork in a beanie-cap.

    I'd like to tack that photo to the door of every christian church.

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