Just a quick reminder that there's an MIT Atheists, Agnostics, and Humanists event on campus tonight. Everyone is welcome, not just MIT students. I hope to see some of you there!
I'll do my darnedest to be there. With Kurt Vonnegut gone, I'm going to have to do something to cheer myself up, like eat Christian babies with other Humanists. 'Cause that is what Humanists do to relax, y'know. Well, actually, according to Atheist Pope Richard I, we have to call them "the babies of Christian parents", but you get the idea.
The preceding paragraph was morbid and should not have been read by persons of sensitive disposition.
As the Christian parent of two children, I am righteously offended by the thought of you eating my kids! Do you have any idea what kind of crap they have been eating since Easter?! Your blood glucose and cholesterol levels would go through the roof!
On the whole, I think the babies of Vegan parents would probably be a lot more healthy to eat. Lots more fiber.
How did it go? Snow and misery here…so I hope enough people could get out!
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