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Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth

As you know, I am a big fan of Google Earth. I was listening to “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” on NPR last night as I was picking plagioclase crystals, and I heard Peter Sagal talking about a website that lists the Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth. I’m not sure what the makers of this website used for their critieria or how they came across these naked people in the first place, but the site is good for a laugh.

Don’t get your hopes up too high, though… as Peter Sagal said last night (I paraphrase), “before you become too excited, take your girly magazine, put it across the room, and then cover your face in saran wrap. That’s about the resolution you’ll get with the pictures here.”

Still, enjoy!


Evelyn is a geologist, writer, traveler, and skeptic residing in Cape Town, South Africa with frequent trips back to the US for work. She has two adorable cats; enjoys hiking, rock climbing, and kayaking; and has a very large rock collection. You can follow her on twitter @GeoEvelyn. She also writes a geology blog called Georneys.

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  1. how do you know when the satellite is overhead? I'd be willing to pose, but I don't want to be hanging around nekkid in the back yard all day.

    I sunburn really easily.

  2. Sheesh, Evelyn, are you trying to steal bug_girl‘s niche? Not that I’m complaining. I, for one, applaud the blog’s transition to pornwoo.

    (Even exceptionally-blurry-to-the-point-of-bordering-on-pareidolia pornwoo)

  3. The shots of sunbathers reminds me of the time I was flying into San Diego, and I happened to sit next to a frequent flyer who knew some pilots. The planes come in to the airport real low over the houses and apartment buildings before a quick drop to the runway, and the pilots can easily see girls sunbathing on roofs, so he was told. I guess it's one of the perks of having a job with an aerial view.

  4. exarch said:

    Like looking at scrambled porn channels you mean?

    Ah, yes, in the days before the internet made that behavior completely and utterly obsolete for teens…it’s too damn easy for ’em today!

  5. Isn't that one of the jokes in the movie "Blue Thunder"? Where essentially, the helicopter cop got suspended for having spent part of his shift peeking into some woman's bathroom window rather than out patrolling above the streets of LA.

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