Answer: Darwinian Pick-Up Lines!
Today, February 12, is Darwin Day. Wednesday, February 14, is Valentine’s Day. It’s only natural that we combine the two. I know we’ve done science pick-up lines before, but I want these to be a bit more targeted. I’ll get you started.
“Out of all the hot guys in this bar, I sexually selected you.”
“I want your DNA.”
“Would you like to take a trip on my Beagle?”
Please submit your Darwin-themed pick-up lines below. I’ll choose a winner at the end of the day Wednesday — that smartie will win a free (belated) Valentine’s Day card from me (actual value: $340)! Only submissions posted as comments to this thread will be considered. Get on it, peeps.