I like meteorites. I want one to strike my apartment, just as this house in New Jersey was struck by a meteorite.
So, come on meteorites. Why aren’t you crashing through my apartment here in Somerville? I live on the top floor of the building, so you can land very nicely, right in my room or possibly my bathroom. Don’t land in the kitchen… that might disturb my housemates.
God, if you exist, why don’t you strike me down with a meteorite? I’m a heathen atheist, and I try to turn my friends against you with my heathen writing and speech. Don’t you think my apartment deserves some damage from a meteorite?