Evelyn’s Tam 5 Adventures, Part III

I am back from a restful weekend. To compensate for my lack of sleep in Vegas and my busy lab schedule last week, I slept a wonderful ten hours on Saturday night and eight hours last night. I went to the rock climbing gym yesterday for a good workout, and I feel generally refreshed. Which means it’s back to the TAM 5 adventures…

Saturday, January 20th: A Glitzy Breakfast, More Speakers, and the Forum Party

After going to bed reasonably early Friday night, I was up early on Saturday. Well, sort of early. I allowed myself a leisurely shower and then breakfast with my dad and younger sister. I don’t see my sister very often any more, and I wanted to take some time to spend with her in particular. We ate a glamorous breakfast at the fine dining establishment McDonald’s. Hey, in Las Vegas even McDonald’s has flair. The McDonald’s near the Riviera has a flashing light display that rivals some of the smaller hotels along The Strip. Even the CVS pharmacy has flashing lights! I think the fancy lights made the Egg McMuffin taste a little better… just a little.

I finally made it to the conference just before ten. I caught the end of Scott Dikkers’s talk. The last ten minutes were hilarous, and I was sorry that I’d missed the rest of the talk. I didn’t regret spending some time with my sister, though. Next up was my friend Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer. He gave a great talk about moon landing hoax theories. I particularly enjoyed his analysis of shadows. Apparently, one criticism of the authenticity of the moon photos is that the shadows in the photos fall in different directions. Critics have used this fact to suggest that the moon landing photos were staged and that the different shadows were created by Hollywood stage lights. Plait showed how this is not true. He demonstrated how shadows going in seemingly different directions are really just created by perspective. Shadows which are in reality parallel often appear to go in different directions or even converge, much like the railway tracks below, in photographs.

After Phil Plait was John Rennie, editor of Scientific American. He gave a great talk about how Scientific American has been combating pseudoscience for 150 years. He gave some historical examples and explained how the journal still combats pseudoscience, including the recent “Intelligent Design” pseudoscience. Remie talked about when he and the other editors at Scientific American wrote an article titled Okay, We Give Up, an editorial satire that brilliantly, in my opinion, expresses the frustration of scientists and scientific editors at having to combat such ridiculous pseudoscience. Read this article! It’s hilarious. Joking aside, though, this article highlights how we must combat pseudoscience. We cannot turn a blind eye to bad science, even when the science is so illogical it borders on the absurd. People believe the absurdity, ridiculous as it seems. That’s why people like Randi, John Rennie, Phil Plait, and Rebecca do such important work.

Next up was the infamous Christopher Hitchens. He was drunk enough (or hungover enough?) to give a brilliant speech. I often disagree with Hitchens, but I never disagree with the way in which he presents his arguments. Hitchens makes me think, and I like that. I laughed when I realized that the pen in Hitchen’s hand was not a cigarette as I thought. Last year, I believe (or it may have been TAM 3), Hitchens puffed on a cigarette through half his talk. I think it’s great. I think Hitchens should have a scotch in one hand and cigarette in the other at all times.

The next two speakers were Adam and Torrie, two of the Mythbusters. I missed some of their talk because I was again distracted by Jerry Andrus’s remarkable illusions. However, I caught the applause after Adam told the crowd something along the lines of, “I want Randi to use me. I want the JREF to use me. Use me, and I’ll be coming back next year and bringing as many mythbusters with me as I can.” I really admire Adam’s dedication to Randi and his cause, and Adam’s dedication speaks highly of Randi (and of Adam, too!).

Lastly, Penn interviewed Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the two guys who created the television show “South Park”. I enjoyed the interview, which was quite humorous at times. I was surprised that Matt and Trey do not consider themselves atheists and that they have a low opinion of Richard Dawkins, but when they more fully expressed their beliefs, I understood them better. I agree with them that parts of Dawkins’s latest book are poorly-written. The book felt rushed, at times. I have great respect for Trey and Matt and what they do on their show. I have decided that I need to watch more South Park. Since I don’t have television at home and have limited resources as a grad student, “South Park” DVD donations (legal or otherwise, I won’t ask) can be sent to Rebecca’s skepchick mailbox. I’ll go over and beat her up to obtain the DVDs, so send two copies if you don’t want us to fight.

After the speakers were over, I went out to dinner with my good friend Ray “Slick” Beiersdorfer. Slick is a professor of geology at Youngstown State University, and for the past three years we’ve been leading annual Red Rock Canyon excursions on the last day of The Amaz!ng Meeting. Slick took me out to a fantastic Chinese dinner (thanks, Slick!) so that we could plan out this year’s canyon tour. We ended up talking for a good two hours about various geological subjects. It’s a good thing no one else was at dinner with us because I think they would have soon tired of our excited chat about isotopes, petrology, and stratigraphy. As it was, the waitresses gave us strange looks when they overheard bits and pieces of our conversation. I had a good time at dinner, filling my belly and stretching my mind a bit. Slick is a great geologist– knowledgable, experienced, well-travelled, dedicated to science education, and– above all– creative. I’m proud to have him as a colleague.

After dinner with Slick, I went back to my room, showered, and put on my dress for the forum party. I had originally planned to wear a sparkly black dress, but I went for a more conservative silk blue dress with silver heels at the last moment. I already had enough skepdudes hitting on me, and I wanted to minimize my sex appeal. I wore some cool blue fiberoptic earrings with the dress, though, so I still had a touch of Vegas flair.

Rebecca has already posted some about the forum party, but it was a great time, overall. There was chocolate, beer, wine, and dancing. Best of all, there were dozens of fun, skeptical minded people. I didn’t have a chance to meet nearly enough of them. I can’t wait for next year’s forum party!

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My friend TJ and I at the forum party.


Evelyn is a geologist, writer, traveler, and skeptic residing in Cape Town, South Africa with frequent trips back to the US for work. She has two adorable cats; enjoys hiking, rock climbing, and kayaking; and has a very large rock collection. You can follow her on twitter @GeoEvelyn. She also writes a geology blog called Georneys.

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  1. While I can understand how you, just like the rest of us, might have become a little enamoured by RemieV and her SAPS website, the name of the scientific American editor is actually John Rennie ;)

    You're welcome.

  2. Well Ev, I've already given up on trying to get you to like me. Instead I'll just continue to show up at your door unannounced, so you have to put up with me for a couple of days 'cause your mom told you to.

    Also, sorry for exposing your secret crush on Alison. I didn't want to deprive any of the other guys the great source of fantasies it has provided me.

  3. Hello Evillynn,

    You did not respect my short attention span!

    How rude..

    But curiously enough,Why is it if a girl feel just because they

    are not interested,this should mean somewhere,that guys

    should stop trying

    It must suck being such pretty people who can dismiss

    anyone that's astute enough to agree with you..

    If you're attractive girl,than I would assume one grows

    accustom to guys taking a chance,which is all we're

    trying to do.Yet somehow,somewhere our advancement are

    taking out of context and we are labeled harassers of women

    My lady,it's my duty to harass women,until someone gives-up!

    I would argue,you have no right making me feel unwonted

    and although I was not born a Brad Pitt,it's not by my design,

    that I am not.

    I don't mean this personally for I'm aware the probabilities of you

    turning down a guys offer,however I do mean this in general regarding

    most women who feel they should be able to snap a finger

    (on or off)and have us gentlemen pouring over each other just

    to meet you. Or scatter away because you're not interested

    Like you're the female Fonzie or something..


    Truth be told,had Tom Cruise decided to take a chance,I'm

    most confident their would be no issue here,so truth really is,

    that we are not worthy or special enough to make your acquaintance

    and this attitude toward us most humble of gentlemen,highly unattractive

    regardless of any wardrobe change..

    Please remember ladies,the next time you shoot down

    our ego,pride,or courage,that Mother Nature makes nothing

    useless,and Pretty people don't always have pretty babies either..

    Just some thoughts

    Take care my friends M.Dmon

  4. So, who exactly is being dumped/ignored/mistreated by Evelyn?

    I mean, apart from me, who actually deserves it for being such a nitpicker every time. (rebecca already has Bjornar to nitpick her, you were still available Ev ;))

    Anyway, I can't even get rebecca to send me angry email or threatening voicemail messages …

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