A researcher has just announced important findings on the future of the human race, which include the splitting of the human race into two new species, as well as the abolishment of love and sympathy. The good news is that before all that happens, in the year 3000, our species will be easily identified as a single race of very tall, tan, athletic people with perky boobs for the ladies and ginormous cocks for the gentlemen.
This study, from the Darwin@LSE department of the London School of Economics, has been sponsored by Bravo, a “men’s sattelite TV channel.” (Didn’t Bravo used to be the gay channel with Inside the Actor’s Studio and Queer Eye? Maybe it’s a different Bravo.) Next week, look forward to a University of Phoenix report detailing new findings that 94% of men are genetically predisposed to be abusive pedophiles, sponsored by Lifetime, Television for Women.
To read about the groundbreaking study on the future of humanity, please see Ben Goldacre’s blog, paying particular attention to the helpful illustrations that made me snort my tea out my nose.