I’ll think of a great headline later
Researchers may have developed the world’s first “anti-stupidity” pill. The pill has been tested on mice and fruit flies, and has been shown to increase attention span. How exactly does one test the attention span of a fruit fly? I tried to think of a funny answer to that question to amuse you all, but after thinking about it for 20 to 40 seconds I got bored and decided to go outside and run through my neighbor’s sprinkler.
Sounds like a clever new way to market Ritalin.
Finally, the scourge of stupid mice and dumb fruitflies will no longer cripple our economy and way of life!
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