I got an e-mail the other day. The subject line was
Want to look slim in your wedding dress but that special day is approaching you faster every minute. Hoodia 920+ will make you the prettiest bride ever.Ã‚Â
Inside, the message said
You’re getting fatter every day.
And then there was a link.
I began to weep into my tub of butter. I tried to take another bite, but my mouth was full.