Count Your Blemishes, You Can’t, They’re All Gone

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. . . a demographic that doesn’t care how a product works; they just want it to work.

That was recently uttered by Mr. Scott E. Gurfein, president of a company that sells a magical cream that erases your facial wrinkles. Of course the demographic to which he is referring includes women old enough to have a few wrinkles, self-conscious enough to want to be rid of them, rich enough to drop a hundred dollars for a cosmetic, and naive enough to not care that it’s unproven.

First, I want to admit to a bias. I’ve long held a disdain for people who go to great lengths to enhance their physical appearance. I hate this about myself because it’s an unfair generalization. When I meet someone with obviously fake breasts, collagen-injected lips, gobs of make-up, over-gelled hair, bulging muscles, or leathery tan, I don’t just think, Wow, that’s unattractive — I actually think, Wow, that poor schmuck has to be messed up in the head.

And of course, that’s unfair. Fake tits are not just for brainless bimbos. Big, veiny muscles are not just for pill-popping egomaniacs. And as much as I want to say otherwise, a woman in her 40s who spends $100 on a jar of cream to get rid of some wrinkles is not necessarily unable to cope with the reality of growing older. Sometimes, you just want to look how you feel, and every adult has the right to alter his body in any way he sees fit.

So, I’d rather focus on the quote above. He is referencing a cosmetic, but he could just as easily be talking about any number of other things. Consider psychic surgery, for starters. Very sick people travel to remote locations to be healed by means they don’t understand — all they know is that it might work. They believe this because they heard it worked for those people they met on the Internet, or because they saw a 20/20 special about it. Maybe they’ve even experienced it themselves when the surgery temporarily worked for their symptoms in the past.

But does psychic surgery work? Can these “healers” really cure people of their terminal cancer? No. It’s a magic trick masquerading as medicine to turn a fast and easy buck from the desperate.

So let’s go back to that quote: people don’t “care how a product works; they just want it to work.” The truth of the statement goes beyond a superficial (so to speak) reading. He didn’t say that people don’t “care how a product works; they just care that it works,” because in reality they don’t. They only care that they want it to work, and somehow that’s enough. Here we’re only talking about cosmetics, and the worst that could happen is that someone could spend a good deal of money on a useless paste. But this sort of thinking is precisely the same as that which can result in someone losing much more than just money.

Okay, I won’t leave you hanging. Does the wrinkle cream work? Maybe, though probably not in the way the company claims, not more than temporarily, and not any better than many cheaper alternatives. More info (and the source of the above quote) can be found in this New York Times article.


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Rebecca Watson

Rebecca is a writer, speaker, YouTube personality, and unrepentant science nerd. In addition to founding and continuing to run Skepchick, she hosts Quiz-o-Tron, a monthly science-themed quiz show and podcast that pits comedians against nerds. There is an asteroid named in her honor. Twitter @rebeccawatson Mastodon Instagram @actuallyrebeccawatson TikTok @actuallyrebeccawatson YouTube @rebeccawatson BlueSky

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