Sorry for the fluffiness and lateness of this entry, as I’m rather busy at the moment.
I was watching the movie Mulholland Dr. last night, and I was alarmed at my sudden incredibly strong attraction to one Mr. Justin Theroux, whom I immediately wanted to lick from top to bottom.
So taken was I, that I actually went onto his website. His website. Logging onto a random celebrity’s website is one step away from writing fan fiction about them. I felt dirty, like I was looking up Internet porn for the first time on my parents’ computer.
According to his website, he has filmed a PSA for PETA. I loathe PETA. I’m a pseudo-vegetarian (once full-fledged vegetarian) and I still loathe PETA and their underhanded slick attempts to distort reality to their favor. I think they do a disservice to vegetarians and people who genuinely care about animals.
I’d still do him.
To be fair, maybe he isn’t a skank. I’ve known plenty of reasonable and sane people who didn’t realize what horrible monsters PETA employs. But still. Arg.
Saving me, though, was the sudden realization that I’m only attracted to him because he looks uncannily like a past paramour.
I believe this absolves me from any skank attraction factor.
Okay, something less Teen Beat Magazine tomorrow.