get the fuck away from me you mother fucking fucker

By the way, I’m totally a murderer

In May of 2009, I announced that I was pregnant. I announced it here at Skepchick. I announced it on Twitter. I announced it on Facebook. I announced it everywhere. I was pregnant. Three weeks later, I was no longer pregnant. It was heartbreaking. It was soul crushing. It was painful, physically. But it wasn’t out of the ordinary. In…