Bonus Post: Happy Birthday Mom!
On this day, approximately 35 to 40 years ago (give or take), my mom was born. Happy birthday, mom! Please enjoy the totally obscure DVD I got you that I knew you’d adore because you spent the past 10 years searching for that one episode of that one show. I can’t believe that my horrible, evil older brother bought the exact same thing and gave it to you yesterday. I hope you like your ... »
Morbid and educational, two of my favorite qualities!
Yesterday I had the opportunity to go see BodyWorlds 2 at the Museum of Science! I usually try to avoid viewing the sequel before seeing the original, but in this case it turns out you can pick up on the plot pretty quickly without missing much. So it was more like Evil Dead 2 than, say, Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers, which might have been a bit confusing had you not seen the first one or at l... »
New Cult Update
Tying in with yesterday’s child murder/pedophile subject, Warren Jeffs was recently apprehended. If you’ll recall, I wrote about Jeffs just a few months ago when he made the FBI’s top ten most wanted criminals, right up there alongside Osama. He’s the leader of a peculiar sect of polygamists, suspected of being a brutal cult leader who likely sexually abused (or encouraged ... »
Psychic Screw-ups
Recall, if you will, two weeks ago. This will be more difficult for some than others, but do please try because it will make this article more interesting. If such a thing is possible. Two weeks ago, police extradited a man they believed responsible for the death of little JonBenet Ramsey, murdered and found in her family’s basement ten years ago. The suspect, John Karr, claimed he did it, c... »
Insuring MetaPhysicians to Cure Your MetaCancer
The State of Massachusetts is considering passing a law that would force businesses to contribute a set amount of money to every employee for health care. Perhaps you’re a conservative who would prefer health care to be covered by the free market. Maybe you’re a liberal who thinks the government should just cover the cost. Maybe you’re a foreigner who has better things to think a... »
