BREAKING: Starbucks to build on Pluto, universe rejoices
@DrRubidium Maybe 20. ;)
— Starbucks Coffee (@Starbucks) July 14, 2015
Featured image is our beautiful Pluto, credited to NASA/Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Southwest Research Institute, from NASA’s Three-Billion-Mile Journey to Pluto Reaches Historic Encounter. Neither NASA nor Starbucks have any actual plans for a Starbucks on Pluto. ALLEGEDLY.