This has been going on for a few days now but I only just noticed because I am not very observant. Get thee to Twitter immediately and enjoy the awesome #SafetyTipsforLadies, suggested by people who are obviously pretty tired of all the assholes who ask women to go to greater and greater lengths to be sure we’re not raped:
Avoid places where there are rapists or possible rapists, the moon for example is currently men free #safetytipsforladies
— White People HQ (@WpplHQ) March 25, 2013
Walk with your keys out and in your hand if alone at night. Also, replace your keys with knives. #SafetyTipsForLadies
— Katsian Andor (@dogunderwater) March 25, 2013
Rapists prefer braids or pony tails for a quick grab, shave your head and oil up to slip through their grasp. #safetytipsforladies
— Maisie Brown (@MaisieSuee) March 25, 2013
#safetytipsforladies Chop off a rapist's arms and lower jaw, put them on a leash and make them accompany you to confuse other rapists.
— Be kind today (@Wardog_E) March 23, 2013
consider eating spider eggs to ensure that baby spiders pour from your mouth+eyes whenever you converse with a man #safetytipsforladies
— cloud pal (@camisquall) March 22, 2013
Don't trust men who are smiling and friendly but then take on an evil look on camera when you walk offscreen. #safetytipsforladies
— Jafafa Hots (@JafafaHots) March 22, 2013
#safetytipsforladies Mech suit. Mech suit. Mech suit.
— Ami Angelwings (@ami_angelwings) March 22, 2013