I don’t know if this started as a serious rebuttal to the hashtag #INeedFeminismBecause or if this has just been pure irony from the start, but the #INeedMasculismBecause hashtag is positively flooded with feminists making jokes, and it’s wonderful. Here are a few favorites:
#INeedMasculismBecause maybe one day there will be a male president.
— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) February 8, 2013
“JamieKilstein: #INeedMasculismBecause maybe one day there will be a male president.”
“Mowgli3: #INeedMasculismBecause one time a ladey told me it was okay to have feelings so I punched her faec”
#INeedMasculismBecause I'm sitting in jail because I thought having an Audi was equal to consent.
“nicoleintrovert: #INeedMasculismBecause I’m sitting in jail because I thought having an Audi was equal to consent.”
“hellhomer: #INeedMasculismBecause pic.twitter.com/tkFjxqPK”
#INeedMasculismBecause I shouldn't automatically have to pay for a dinner because of my gender
— Said. (@saidhabla) February 8, 2013
“saidhabla: #INeedMasculismBecause I shouldn’t automatically have to pay for a dinner because of my gender”
“ojdajewmann: #IneedMasculismbecause I refused to be accused of rape because she decided later that she shouldn’t have slept with me.”
#INeedMasculismBecause do women ever care enough to legislate our reproductive organs? NO!! :-(
— dodecahedron (@dodecahedron) February 8, 2013
“dodecahedron: #INeedMasculismBecause do women ever care enough to legislate our reproductive organs? NO!! :-(”
“dELYSEious: #INeedMasculismBecause Beyonce said girls run the world. And that makes it true. And men are now oppressed thanks to pop music.
Some of those may have been serious. Featured image is the wonderful Neil Patrick Harris, who showed up in a Google image search for “masculism.” Legen-dary.