Isabel Fay and Clever Pie have created the greatest YouTube video of all time. Yes, better than that sneezing panda. Audio is occasionally NSFW, but fuck it, it’s Friday!

Noted freethinkers Isy Suttie, Richard Herring, and Josie Long all appear to read off some of their favorite troll comments. Full lyrics over on the YouTube page. It’s tough to pick a favorite line, but I really, really enjoy the refrain:

“Some might say you’re a sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin, but I say, ‘Thank you, beautiful stranger.'”

Thanks to Scott Sigler for sending this one along!

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  1. Profile photo of Amy Roth
    June 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm —

    That video made me so happy I can hardly stand it.

  2. Profile photo of Anne S
    June 8, 2012 at 1:35 pm —

    “You wished me cancer, and misspelled “cancer”
    But I know that it’s a metaphor: you hope that I will grow
    Just like the tumor you hoped would kill me
    Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go”

  3. Profile photo of pascale68
    June 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm —

    Awesome! And was that Mickey from Doctor Who?

  4. Profile photo of tosufai
    June 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm —

    That was wonderful. I pretty much lost it at the “leave Justin Bieber” alone comment.

    But better than sneezing panda? Now, now, let’s be reasonable.

  5. Profile photo of yarro
    June 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm —

    What a delightful video. So funny.
    I could really use a pick me a up after the disappointing 1-1 of Poland against Greece.

    @pascale68 Yep, that was Mickey from Doctor Who. And some of the best of British alternative comedy.

  6. Profile photo of benjaminsa
    June 8, 2012 at 2:55 pm —

    Roflol, I think in future instead of replying to hateful comments they just get linked to this video. I lost it at the point misery bear showed up : D

    • Profile photo of Amy Roth
      June 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm —

      Yep, I have it bookmarked. It’s the new Rick Roll for trolls.

  7. Profile photo of PMgep
    June 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm —

    How wonderful! I need that in my play list.

  8. Profile photo of skepchickmagnet
    June 8, 2012 at 4:17 pm —

    There are quite a lot of jerks on youtube.

  9. Profile photo of Improbable Joe
    June 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm —

    … fucking Sigler. Great video though!

  10. Profile photo of martian_bob
    June 8, 2012 at 6:01 pm —

    “You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total cnut.” Brilliant.

  11. Profile photo of Grand Lunar
    June 8, 2012 at 9:45 pm —

    Absolutely brillant!
    And a great message too.

  12. Profile photo of vexorian
    June 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm —

    The cursed ear worm that is the “sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin”.

    Can’t remove from my head!

  13. Profile photo of Chris_H
    June 10, 2012 at 12:35 am —

    I am so happy that I got to introduce this to my eighteen year old daughter. Finally an internet meme I got to first! Yes!

    Of course, to be fair it is just the week before finals and she has actually been doing stuff for school. She being one of weird teenagers who wants to get good grades and all.

  14. Profile photo of Madfishmonger
    June 11, 2012 at 11:15 am —


  15. Profile photo of slxpluvs
    June 12, 2012 at 1:05 am —

    Whoever posted this vdeio is a maron.

  16. Profile photo of skepmaam
    June 12, 2012 at 1:12 am —

    Cheered me right up.

  17. Profile photo of aiabx
    June 12, 2012 at 10:59 am —

    Maybe cacner is something good, like an ice-cream whisky float.

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