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Skepchick Quickies, 11.30

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  1. Possession by Satan sounds a whole lot like a PCP high. Or rabies. Either way, the phrase “honorary president for life of the International Association of Exorcists” has totally made my day.

    Don’t forget, God-fearing people: The only thing that should be allowed to create “a sense of well-being in [your] body” is God. Or church-approved, hetero, married, procreative, missionary-position sex. None of that exercise nonsense. Unless it’s this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpcYPiE6A1s

  2. Yoga and Harry Potter are evil, says exorcist.

    Ooh, it’s like credulous MadLibs.

    Activity that many believe allows you to tap into magical forces and fictional character some people think promote bad behavior are word used to demonize, says practitioner of wootastic hokum.

    Let’s see;

    Taekwondo and Batman are icky, says homeopath.
    Transcendental Meditation and Dracula are liberal, says soothsayer.
    Firewalking and Bart Simpson are terrorists, says phrenologist.

    Hey, this is fun. One more;

    Ear-candling and James Bond are flip-floppers, says Bigfoot hunter.

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