Wet Dream or Ghost Sex? YOU DECIDE

Look, guys, I know it’s easy to mock this woman for having a sexy dream and then going on The Travel Channel to talk about how it was actually a sexy ghost she was having sexy sex with while asleep, but how about instead we respect the way she re-enacted her ghost sex for the cameras while wearing sexy lingerie for her ghost beau?

Director: “Okay Melissa, now writhe a bit as though he is using his ghost tongue on your girl parts. Good, good. Now have a ghost orgasm.”

Via Videogum

Related: Skepchick tackles Ghost Sex

(Note: I changed the title from “Ghost Rape” to “Ghost Sex” because we just yesterday had a serious conversation about rape but really, I mean, she was asleep when it started! That ghost should be in ghost jail.)

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Rebecca leads a team of skeptical female activists at Skepchick.org and appears on the weekly Skeptics' Guide to the Universe podcast. She travels around the world delivering entertaining talks on science, atheism, feminism, and skepticism. There is currently an asteroid orbiting the sun with her name on it. You can follow her every fascinating move on Twitter or on Google+.

35 Comments

  1. Avatar of Expatria

    Sure, this all SOUNDS great, but you try cleaning up after an ectoplasm facial.

    That shit NEVER comes out of your sheets…

  2. Avatar of Rebecca Watson

    @Expatria: Then how does that perv Caspar keep his sheet so white?

  3. Avatar of dreamingtree

    @Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.

  4. Avatar of Felicia

    All I can think of when reading stuff like this is a scene in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic, involving The Invisible Man and a boarding school for christian girls. Which no one appears to have scanned, more’s the pity… I believe the term “holy ghost” was mentioned.

  5. Avatar of reedbraden

    All I can think of is the ghost blowjob scene with Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters. That was so much sexier.

  6. Avatar of Expatria

    @Rebecca Watson:

    That sheet is starched as stiff as a board. You… you really don’t want to touch Casper. Ever.

  7. Avatar of davew

    I’ll have what she’s having.

  8. Avatar of scribe999

    @Expatria: Casper’s sheets were actually a light tan with burgundy trim once … just think about that …

  9. Avatar of Expatria

    @scribe999:

    I think a ghost just threw up in my mouth.

  10. Avatar of Rebecca Watson

    @Felicia: That’s right! He was a crazy perv, right? It’s been years since I read that.

  11. Avatar of Daz71

    I believe she had a phantom pregnancy.

  12. Avatar of Sam Ogden

    Must be Sweeps Week at Travel Channel.

  13. Avatar of Fordi

    Or, you know, we could sneer at the Travel Channel for rewarding – possibly encouraging – idiotic behavior.

  14. Avatar of redsky

    @dreamingtree

    He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.

    lol!

  15. Avatar of DiscordianStooge

    Where all the living women at?!

    It sounds like this ghost is way better in bed than I am. This sucks – We need to keep the dead from taking our women!

  16. Avatar of kookbreaker2

    Some folks just have Ecto-Fever.

  17. Avatar of Brian G

    I’d love to see a reenactment of her going on a date with the ghost.
    Montage style: Riding a bicycle built for two, eating spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp, the ghost wins her a big stuffed Stewie doll on the boardwalk, the ghost trips a little kid to make her laugh…
    Oh the possibilities!

  18. Avatar of genjokoan

    No. 4, starts at 3:33

  19. Avatar of OnlyThis

    Yeah, but I bet she doesn’t have a ghost of a chance to get him to commit. I’ve heard guys like that just slip right through your fingers… After all, why buy the cow when you can get the ectoplasmic juice for free?

  20. Avatar of m5unit

    @Fordi: or we could have a sense of humour :)

  21. Avatar of DataJack

    @dreamingtree: “@Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.” COTW! I have a feeling this thread is gonna be rich with them.

  22. Avatar of Elyse

    Entire thread: COTWs

  23. Avatar of James Fox

    More fun that alien probing!!

  24. Avatar of Lezgeek

    How do we know the ghost wasn’t a girl? She could have been having lesbo-ghost sexy-time

  25. Avatar of scribe999

    Look, guys, I know it’s easy to mock this woman for having a sexy dream and then going on The Travel Channel to talk about how it was actually a sexy ghost she was having sexy sex with while asleep

    I think we can just stop right there.

  26. Avatar of genjokoan

    Strip naked and get on the probulator

  27. Avatar of unexplainedbacon

    Ghost law and ghost morals are different than material-world laws and morals.”

    Specifically, it’s not rape if either party is incorporeal when it happens.

  28. Avatar of Buzz Parsec

    @DiscordianStooge: Nice Blazing Saddles ref. What do I win?

  29. Avatar of Bjornar

    The video wouldn’t load for me, and I need to have breakfast now anyway, but, and this is relevant, have you noticed how similar the words “deprived” and “depraved” are?

  30. Avatar of QuestionAuthority

    @Bjornar: One leads to the other? ;-)

  31. Avatar of Joshua

    Did anybody else notice that, judging by the URL, Travel Channel has filed this story under Travel Ideas?

    “Here’s an idea for your next vacation: pay a visit to a ghost bordello!”

    Best part about ghost bordellos? Ride bareback without consequences! You can’t give a ghost your herpes, ’cause they’re already dead!

  32. Avatar of QuestionAuthority

    But what would supernatural herpes or other VD’s do to a human?

  33. Avatar of Mark Hall

    @QuestionAuthority: Well, they’d have about as much effect as other supernaturally afflicted diseases.

  34. Avatar of DiscordianStooge

    @Buzz Parsec:

    Sex with a ghost, probably.

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