Look, guys, I know it’s easy to mock this woman for having a sexy dream and then going on The Travel Channel to talk about how it was actually a sexy ghost she was having sexy sex with while asleep, but how about instead we respect the way she re-enacted her ghost sex for the cameras while wearing sexy lingerie for her ghost beau?

Director: “Okay Melissa, now writhe a bit as though he is using his ghost tongue on your girl parts. Good, good. Now have a ghost orgasm.”

Via Videogum

Related: Skepchick tackles Ghost Sex

(Note: I changed the title from “Ghost Rape” to “Ghost Sex” because we just yesterday had a serious conversation about rape but really, I mean, she was asleep when it started! That ghost should be in ghost jail.)

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  1. Profile photo of Expatria
    February 17, 2011 at 3:39 pm —

    Sure, this all SOUNDS great, but you try cleaning up after an ectoplasm facial.

    That shit NEVER comes out of your sheets…

  2. Profile photo of Rebecca Watson
    February 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm —

    @Expatria: Then how does that perv Caspar keep his sheet so white?

  3. Profile photo of dreamingtree
    February 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm —

    @Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.

  4. Profile photo of Felicia
    February 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm —

    All I can think of when reading stuff like this is a scene in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic, involving The Invisible Man and a boarding school for christian girls. Which no one appears to have scanned, more’s the pity… I believe the term “holy ghost” was mentioned.

  5. Profile photo of reedbraden
    February 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm —

    All I can think of is the ghost blowjob scene with Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters. That was so much sexier.

  6. Profile photo of Expatria
    February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm —

    @Rebecca Watson:

    That sheet is starched as stiff as a board. You… you really don’t want to touch Casper. Ever.

  7. Profile photo of davew
    February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm —

    I’ll have what she’s having.

  8. Profile photo of scribe999
    February 17, 2011 at 3:48 pm —

    @Expatria: Casper’s sheets were actually a light tan with burgundy trim once … just think about that …

  9. Profile photo of Expatria
    February 17, 2011 at 3:50 pm —

    @scribe999:

    I think a ghost just threw up in my mouth.

  10. Profile photo of Rebecca Watson
    February 17, 2011 at 3:55 pm —

    @Felicia: That’s right! He was a crazy perv, right? It’s been years since I read that.

  11. Profile photo of Daz71
    February 17, 2011 at 4:00 pm —

    I believe she had a phantom pregnancy.

  12. Profile photo of Sam Ogden
    February 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm —

    Must be Sweeps Week at Travel Channel.

  13. Profile photo of Fordi
    February 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm —

    Or, you know, we could sneer at the Travel Channel for rewarding – possibly encouraging – idiotic behavior.

  14. Profile photo of redsky
    February 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm —

    @dreamingtree

    He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.

    lol!

  15. Profile photo of DiscordianStooge
    February 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm —

    Where all the living women at?!

    It sounds like this ghost is way better in bed than I am. This sucks – We need to keep the dead from taking our women!

  16. Profile photo of kookbreaker2
    February 17, 2011 at 5:19 pm —

    Some folks just have Ecto-Fever.

  17. Profile photo of Brian G
    February 17, 2011 at 5:26 pm —

    I’d love to see a reenactment of her going on a date with the ghost.
    Montage style: Riding a bicycle built for two, eating spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp, the ghost wins her a big stuffed Stewie doll on the boardwalk, the ghost trips a little kid to make her laugh…
    Oh the possibilities!

  18. Profile photo of genjokoan
    February 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm —

    No. 4, starts at 3:33

  19. Profile photo of OnlyThis
    February 17, 2011 at 5:42 pm —

    Yeah, but I bet she doesn’t have a ghost of a chance to get him to commit. I’ve heard guys like that just slip right through your fingers… After all, why buy the cow when you can get the ectoplasmic juice for free?

  20. Profile photo of m5unit
    February 17, 2011 at 6:28 pm —

    @Fordi: or we could have a sense of humour :)

  21. Profile photo of DataJack
    February 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm —

    @dreamingtree: “@Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.” COTW! I have a feeling this thread is gonna be rich with them.

  22. Profile photo of Elyse
    February 17, 2011 at 8:10 pm —

    Entire thread: COTWs

  23. Profile photo of James Fox
    February 17, 2011 at 8:24 pm —

    More fun that alien probing!!

  24. Profile photo of Lezgeek
    February 17, 2011 at 9:54 pm —

    How do we know the ghost wasn’t a girl? She could have been having lesbo-ghost sexy-time

  25. Profile photo of scribe999
    February 17, 2011 at 10:06 pm —

    Look, guys, I know it’s easy to mock this woman for having a sexy dream and then going on The Travel Channel to talk about how it was actually a sexy ghost she was having sexy sex with while asleep

    I think we can just stop right there.

  26. Profile photo of genjokoan
    February 17, 2011 at 10:08 pm —

    Strip naked and get on the probulator

  27. Profile photo of unexplainedbacon
    February 17, 2011 at 11:11 pm —

    Ghost law and ghost morals are different than material-world laws and morals.”

    Specifically, it’s not rape if either party is incorporeal when it happens.

  28. Profile photo of Buzz Parsec
    February 17, 2011 at 11:44 pm —

    @DiscordianStooge: Nice Blazing Saddles ref. What do I win?

  29. Profile photo of Bjornar
    February 18, 2011 at 1:11 am —

    The video wouldn’t load for me, and I need to have breakfast now anyway, but, and this is relevant, have you noticed how similar the words “deprived” and “depraved” are?

  30. Profile photo of QuestionAuthority
    February 18, 2011 at 7:38 am —

    @Bjornar: One leads to the other? ;-)

  31. Profile photo of Joshua
    February 18, 2011 at 9:07 am —

    Did anybody else notice that, judging by the URL, Travel Channel has filed this story under Travel Ideas?

    “Here’s an idea for your next vacation: pay a visit to a ghost bordello!”

    Best part about ghost bordellos? Ride bareback without consequences! You can’t give a ghost your herpes, ’cause they’re already dead!

  32. Profile photo of QuestionAuthority
    February 18, 2011 at 9:47 am —

    But what would supernatural herpes or other VD’s do to a human?

  33. Profile photo of Mark Hall
    February 18, 2011 at 10:24 am —

    @QuestionAuthority: Well, they’d have about as much effect as other supernaturally afflicted diseases.

  34. Profile photo of Bjornar
    February 18, 2011 at 11:14 am —
  35. Profile photo of DiscordianStooge
    February 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm —

    @Buzz Parsec:

    Sex with a ghost, probably.

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