I mean really, it’s Friday! I’m all busy going to the pub and playing pinball and enjoying the beautiful weather and stuff and I totally forget that it’s FRIDAY and I have to give a made-up award with no prize to one of you people. That’s right, I said you people.
Anyway, it’s late and I’m in a good mood so you know what? EVERYBODY WINS! I’ll list the COTWs in a second but first here’s an awesome pic that I Tweeted earlier but I want to post here because it’s so awesome (click it to see the full size with the best results):
If you’re on a laptop, you can tilt your monitor and see a SECRET IMAGE! If you’re not, you can try zooming way out of your browser to see it. Okay, onto COTW!
1. Stevie, in response to Garrison’s comment, “Donâ€™t you know â€œCoke is for Jews; Pepsi is for Mohammedâ€?”:
Does that mean Squirt is for Catholics?
2. Speaking of Coke, Mark Hall says
Mike, Iâ€™m disappointed in you. By now, you should know to NEVER READ THE COMMENTS. EVER. Comments on articles and blog posts are full of morons with cartoon pictures for avatars, or shills for the latest offering of Coca-Cola, the best cola in the world!
So, donâ€™t read the comments, and have a nice, cold Coke, instead.
From Advocatus Diaboli:
OK, hereâ€™s my contribution (sung to the tune of Look at Me, Iâ€™m Sandra Dee from Grease):
Look at me, Iâ€™ve a PhD
Lousy with authority
I saw it through
At Patriot U
And now! Iâ€™m a PhD
50 pages (front and back!)
And a spell check I did lack
But PU got paid
And Doctor was made
Look at me! Iâ€™m a PhD
Darwinists doubt my claims
But theyâ€™ll burn soon, in Hellâ€™s flames
Donâ€™t understand tax laws
But know evolution has flaws
Trust me! Iâ€™m a PhD
A horrible pun from Skepotter:
This blog is one of the worst examples of censory deprivation I havenâ€™t seen!
And from Expatria:
This is a corporate-sponsored FAKE? No way!
Whatâ€™s next, Rebecca? Are you going to tell me that short documentary about one elderly ladyâ€™s quest to answer the question â€œWhereâ€™s the beef?â€ was also some sort of advertisement?!