See, Because the Klingons are Jews
How else would he know what they do with their penises?
Once again via Everything is Terrible
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Sunioc
03.06.2010
So… wrong…
NewEnglandBob
03.06.2010
Oy Vey.
Mike aka MonolithTMA
03.06.2010
Must resist desire to kill myself after seeing that.
MarlowePI
03.06.2010
But if they were Jews, they wouldn’t be uncircumscised, would they? Of course, the whole thing is so completely baffling that I really don’t know what to make of it.
budcube
03.06.2010
As this is a very strange retelling of the story of David, the Klingons are actually Philistines. The “David” in this video, played by the one and only Blaine Bartel, refers to them as “Philistones,” which of course made me think of the Flintstones. But this is a spoof of Star Trek. So weird…
ChaoSkeptic
03.06.2010
1) Captain Retard? Really? Where’s Sarah Palin when you need her?
2) No weapon formed against them shall prosper… unless it’s iron chariots.
3) The Klingon was a better guitar player.
Gheiste
03.06.2010
See, their problem was they accepted the claim that “no weapon formed against them shall prosper,” at face value. I think they should have tested it.
“Guns won’t work on us!”
“really?”
“Yes Really”
“Maybe I should test it?”
“No no, trust me they won’t work.”
No wonder Kirk always won.
madamefeather
03.06.2010
He’s not making Christianity better; he’s just making rock-and-roll worse.
bjswift
03.06.2010
This’s got a big “Mighty Boosh” vibe to it.
JOHNEA13
03.06.2010
I couldn’t watch the whole thing.
But if god is perfect , all knowing ,etc, etc, why did he command men to get circumcised penises. Its his design after all, why didn’t he make them that way to begin with.
Reminds me of an old joke. A doctor who performed circumcisions saved a bunch of foreskins and made a wallet out of them. Whenever she wanted to go on a trip, she rubbed on the wallet and it turned into a suitcase.
Gabrielbrawley
03.06.2010
I am really confused. Was this supposed to be a serious attempt to, uh, I don’t know bring people to christianity or is it some kind of satire of christians or what? I don’t get it.
Yankee
03.06.2010
The geeky guy’s retort to the klingon’s guitar solo was right up there with Greg Brady’s opus…”Clowns never laughed before, bean stalks never grew…..”
Yankee
03.06.2010
I also wonder how the River Bottom Nightmare Band would hold up against Guitar Geek?
Skept-artist
03.07.2010
@JOHNEA13: HI OH !
kimberlychapman
03.07.2010
That caused some permanent psychological problems over here. Or a thetan increase, I’m not sure.
See what you’ve done?
*whimper*
Ooxman
03.07.2010
Finally, a legit episode of Star Trek that comments directly on the status of the alien villain’s shaft!
Sayonara, fan-fiction!
Ooxman
03.07.2010
OK, my last comment was rather crass and inelegant… I realize now that I misspoke and should have treated the aforementioned video with the respect it deserves. After watching it several times in succession, I realize that it contains a message much greater than I, or any man, could have grasped with only one viewing. I know now that it perfectly embodies the teachings of Our Lord Jesus Christ in a way that was previously inaccessible to “trekkies” like myself (a label I now renounce, due to my realization that support for that TV show is clearly support for the “Klingon” lifestyle).
Due to the exposure of the Truth contained in the video, I now understand the meaning of my own existence. I know now that I must do something that pays tribute to my Lord. I know now that I must do something that involves outer space and my penis.
kimberlychapman
03.07.2010
@Ooxman:
*smacks the backside of your head with a copy of “On the Origin of Species”*
Now back away from the YouTube and go think for awhile until you feel better.
James Fox
03.07.2010
The apparent sincerity pulls the whole production into a tragic surreal framework that captures the pathos essential to the space opera genre. I smell Oscar.
infinitemonkey
03.08.2010
I just couldn’t tolerate it.
I’ve already got a headache, so my patience is low, and it’s mixing old and new Star Trek. That REALLY irks me.
rnoyfb
03.15.2010
What the hell is this?
Do not want.
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