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Icelandic Elf Sex

Props to my Icelandic friend Hjalti, aka Captain Awesome, for sending me this intriguing look at the national pastime:

“I think it will make the world a better place, if more people have sex with elves, basically.”

Rebecca Watson

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  1. So if I’m walking around in nature and some dude appears, saying dirty things, I should get up on his shoulders and let him perform oral sex? Interesting concept. Does he have his own dental dam, or do I need to carry one consistently?

  2. @Steve:
    Oddly enough, neither elfsex.com nor elfsextourism.com are registered.

    That genuinly surprises me.
    More so because this circumvents the typical confusion between the meaning of “fantasy” in literature and games and the rather unspecific meaning used in porn. (Or rather, accidentally stumbling upon stuff you weren’t really looking for when searching for “fantasy creatures” or something, or worse, “fantasy costumes”, yikes!)

    It has to be someone‘s fetish …

  3. @Chelsea:

    Yes. Let him. He probably has a built in dental dam because he’s an elf who is always having oral sex anyway.

    But remember: don’t ask to pee on him. Elves think that’s weird. Which is good advice since, being human, I’m ALWAYS asking people if I can pee on them when I meet them in the middle of a field and just start having sex.

    I’m sure this girl’s mother is very proud.

  4. I don’t want to come across as sexist but this woman looks perfectly attractive, albeit crazy, to me. Can she really have trouble finding someone non-mythical to have sex with?

    I had heard Japan was having trouble with men not wanting to be masculine enough and now I hear that apparently Icelandic women are having to turn to elves to get their jollies. Based on gender statistics I didn’t think we had a crisis of penis but apparently we do.

    Our government should look into some kind of sexual stimulus program. Enzyte for everyone!

  5. Let me tell you about my elf experience. Once I dated a guy who was 6″ shorter than me…

    Yup, that’s it. Yes, it felt like dating an elf, and I felt like an AMAZON! =D It lasted about 3 weeks.

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