Skepchick Quickies 11.10

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  1. While I am not sure if Suzanne Sommers causes cancer, I am certain she causes nausea.

  2. Does that mean that TV Land needs to pre-empt reruns of Three’s Compnay with:

    FDA Warning: Exposure to Suzanne Somers may be hazardous to your health.

  3. This reminded me …
    The saddest thing about that penis-tissue article is that, at some point when this research leads to a cure for human erectile disfunction, the company trying to sell it is going to be unable to reach it’s customers because any mention of the problem itself is going to be filtered …

  4. How about we get Suzanne Somers to star in a creationist horror movie where zombie Christians with penis shaped tumors all over their faces beleive devouring Somers while she’s in the act of prayer will cure them.

  5. @James Fox: Wow, that’s… horrifying.

  6. @Zapski: Religious fools, researchers lying, and Suzanne Somers, yes truly horrifying. Growing a new custom penis…, pot-o-science-gold !

  7. QuestionAuthority

    11.10.2009

    If Suzanne Somers doesn’t cause cancer, she should.

  8. The horrifying thing is–it was someone’s job to cut all those cute little bunnies’ wangs off. Can you imagine? What an awful job…

  9. @fairboxie: They told Lorena Bobbitt the bunnies were philanderers. They didn’t even have to pay her.

  10. Don’t most animal shelters employ a vet to do just that with the stray animals that come in?

    Well, okay, the vet cuts off something else, but still …

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