Midweek Comments
I’m sorry I’ve been missing the Comment o’ the Week as my Fridays have been crazy, but I just read this comment from Elyse (who is a writer, and thus not eligible for COTW) and it made me laugh so hard and for so long that I had to highlight it:
For hundreds of years women have been going to their doctors, in tears, “Doctor! Please! PLEASE! Help me! I don’t have long enough lashes! I can’t stand the pain any longer! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!â€
And until now, all the doctors could say is, “I’m sorry ma’am. Your condition is incurable.†Then turning to their husbands (if only they were so lucky with such a crippling deformity) sympathetically and asking them if there’s anything he could prescribe to make the suffering husband more comfortable…. knowing that there is nothing more painful and nauseating than having a hideously scarred wife.
Here are some more recent drops of commenty gold:
Band name: Instant Flaccidity and the Empurplements.
And from ages ago, my friend John insisted Yossarian get special mention for this:
Sneeze fetish? Wow. At least, I assume, there’s no need for any Astroglide.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher would make a good band name, too. :-)
Have you considered delegating COTW?