Oh women, you gullible worthless pieces of crap… it’s a good thing you spend money or the world would have no use for you. To show you how much the world “respects” you, we’ll give you Oprah, Jenny McContagious, The Twilight Series, and just to remind you that you do have a single worthwhile trait (that we can totally use to exploit your shameless credulity) we’ll give you Ricki Lake’s documentary The Business of Being Born. The best part of it all is that if we peddle this asinine bullshit to you using other women as the faces of these “products”, you’ll totally believe it’s empowering… and you’ll love it even more than that thigh cream you’re rubbing on yourself right now. Oh you’re not rubbing cellulite cream on your thighs right now? Really? I just assumed you would because… you know… you’re looking… oh nevermind. Good for you, sister! Embrace your “curvy” figure! There’s plenty of guys out there who are into girls your size.
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