Did you know that wet dreams, morning erections and arousal itself are caused by ghosts?
However, the dashing Dr Narek Helms is actually me. Yes, I submitted a patently ridiculous article to the believer site Haunted America Tours and they published it, uncritically.
Dr Narek Helms is a Deepak Chopra on Viagra, and waxes academic about sex and the afterlife.
It all began when I wrote a review of an article about rectal ghosts for the Skepbitch blog, and a reader implied that the joke might be on us instead. I still think that the article was legitimate, and sadly indicative of existing beliefs.
At any rate, the joke is indeed now on Haunted America Tours…