HollyWOO Report: Sylvia Browne and Montel Together Again

Run for your lives cuz she just won’t die! It’s the Sylvia Browne zombie-monster and she’s holding Montel Williams hostage! Aaaaaaaagggghhhhh!

Wait a minute; does that mean Sylvia Browne was not telling the truth when she said 2008 was her farewell lecture tour? Oh, what she meant to say was that 2009 is really her farewell tour.  I get it, it’s an extension of her 2008 farewell tour! Yeah, that must be it. But doesn’t that mean she couldn’t even predict how long her tour would last? Hmmm.

(More on  Zombie Sylvia after the fold)

Of course, it doesn’t ever really matter what she says because we all know that everything she spews out of that gravel-laced pit of a mouth is complete crap.

I will admit I had high hopes that it would at least be the end of the Montel Williams’ promotion of her atrocious lies when his talk show was canceled, but unfortunately that wasn’t true either. This week, those on a special email list got the inside scoop on presale tickets available for a Sylvia Browne and Montel Williams together-again “spoken word/variety show” at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles on Saturday October 3rd. For $47.50 -$77.50 you too can hear the hideous, raspy voiced, claimed psychic say things like, “The kid’s dead! The kid’s dead!” Or, “You can’t find him cuz he’s in water.” Of course Montel will be right by her side nodding in agreement. It did say “spoken word/variety” show so maybe he will be doing a little dance by her side?

Part of me had thought that maybe he only had her on his talk show for the ratings and had been pressured by the network to do so, but it actually looks like he has been a true believer and supporter all along. No real shock there.

I also noticed after checking out her website that she is promoting and advertising one of those businesses where you send in your old gold and silver jewelry to melt down. She just gets tackier by the minute, sort of like Ben Stein with his not-really-free free credit report bullshit. If that doesn’t creep you out, how about the fact that she’s offering you the opportunity to become a professional hypnotherapist by taking part in her “Hypnosis Certification Training Course” October 12th-18th? Tuition is a mere $2,000! (You can raise the funds by selling your gold to her.)

For more info on Sylvia Brownes tour dates, go to her website. Or better yet, forget everything you know about reality, throw your money out the window, ignore your family and slip into depression. You get the same results and you don’t have to leave your home.