Sorry for my relative silence this week, pals, but as you all know I done got myself robbed. I’ve been spending most of my time researching and buying replacement stuff, scanning eBay and Craigslist for my old stuff, and drawing Paint pictures for those of you who donated to the new laptop fund (see here and here and here and here for a few). Thank you all for your awesomeness during my time of zaniness.
This week’s COTW probably would have gone to Expatria had he not just won a few weeks ago, so eff him. Instead I’m going to give it to what you might call second place, but which would have been a definite first place had there not been a typo, which I have kindly fixed below but you can go gawk in the thread:
AndrÃ©s Diplotti // Mar 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm
The teen, whose name has not been released because of her age, was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography.[…]If convicted of the distribution charge, she would be forced to register with the state as a sex offender […]. She also could face up to 17 years in jail, though such a stiff sentence is unlikely.
â€œIn other news, a man was arrested after trying to commit suicide. He will be tried for attempted murder and, if found guilty, will be sentenced to death.â€
Congrats, AndrÃ©s Diplotti! As a prize, you get to choose next Wednesday’s Afternoon Inquisition! Please use the contact form to send it in.
Hooray for Friday!