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Happy Birthday, Bug Girl!

It’s Friday!  And it’s bug_girl’s birthday!  The double whammy was too much for me to resist, so I put together a collection of totally NSFW videos as a tribute to everyone’s favorite entomologist.

I’ve done some searches on YouTube that will probably get my account suspended.  I’ve done some searches on YouTube that are likely illegal in Illinois.  I’ve done some searches on YouTube that justified my home phone number remaining unlisted. But it’s for bug_girl, so I did those searches shamelessly.  In fact, I did  them proudly.  I hope you all enjoy them (but please don’t “enjoy” them).

Happy Birthday, Bug!

The unnecessary: turtle porn

The necessary:  monkey porn

The topical:  insect porn

The obscure:  fish porn?  (NSF Troy McClure)

The adorable:  Rabbit porn

The ridiculous:  lemur porn!

The creepy: black widow porn (snuff-free)

And the grand finale! (no, not human porn.)

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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  1. Happy Birthdays all around. I’ll do something illegal for all of you. ;)

    Also, I’m not sweet. Haven’t you been reading around here lately? I’m an unpleasant bastard stirring up trouble and tormenting people for no good reason.

  2. Rystefn, when you say you’ll do something illegal, are you referring to running naked while pointing to the sky? That would not only cover the “doing something illegal” but also would prove that you are pleasant and know how to have a good time. :)

    Happy birthday! May smart and sexy vodka-drinking ladies lick Tang and off of you all week-end long. (That means you, too Psychojam.)

    @BriarKing: don’t feel inadequate after watching the spider video. Consider the risk/reward for him vs. most human males. Seriously, you guys get the better deal.

  3. are you referring to running naked while pointing to the sky?

    I’ve done stupider things for less money.

    May smart and sexy vodka-drinking ladies lick Tang and off of you all week-end long.

    There will be sexy and smart and vodka and licking and tang, but I can’t promise Tang… ;)

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