Yesterday’s sacrilicious Photoshopping contest got off to a great start with this gem from MissMarnie:
This was followed by a number of very well-done entries. Rudism’s made me snort:
But (s)he Photoshopped the wrong photo. Was I clear in my instructions? No. Does that matter? No. Disqaulified!
I therefore declare the winner to be Bob the Owl, who turned woody Jesus into a beloved video game character:
Congratulations, Bob the Owl! You win the honor of having made me laugh, plus a year’s supply of highly amusing Nigerian spam mail sent directly to your inbox and your name displayed for eternity in this blog entry rendered in this lovely large periwinkle color:
Bob the Owl
Give him a hearty round of applause, everyone.
applause
I'd applaud you more throughly but i'm still reeling from the stupidity of the people covered in the original article.
* golf clap *
Some gigglers indeed. Rudism’s amuses me especially.
Bob the Owl, I doff my cap to you.
Congrats!
My ImageShack hosting was not behaving properly and I couldn't get my entry up in time as a result. Pity. Not that it was anything particularly interesting or good, but STILL. Here's what I would have said:
"This whole 'seeing Jeebus in things' fad has got to stop. It's madness!
Madness? This…is…the SAVIORRRRR!!"
Congrats, Bob the Owl. Even though you clearly resorted to some form of low-handed bribery of some sort to have me disqualified.
Pac Man? I was thinking more along the lines of Cat Stevens or even Mungo Jerry.
Anyway, you can tell when a contest is fixed by the short notice to the deadline. :P
What? If I had know the prize would be such a pretty color I'd have entered. Damn you for your randomly designaed, last-minute awesome prize thingy. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, thanks! I will be sure to treasure every bit of Nigerian spam that appears in my inbox. *big grin*