So, last month I ranted about the requirements for women to purge their bodies of all hair. Now, aparently, it’s the guys’ turn.
Guys are practically awash with all sorts of unsightly hair. And I’m not just talking about ears and knuckles. A market niche made to order!
Phillips Norelco’s shaveeverywhere is a very entertaining website along the lines of Ms. Dewey. (You didn’t know about Ms. Dewey? Well, whatever you do, don’t ask her about ho’s.)
Norelco’s pitchman, Gary, explains how much the razor has done for him. Specifically, he promises what all good supliments, lotions, and other products for men have been promising for hundreds of years. It promises to make your dick look bigger. (Actually, what Gary says is that shaving will create an “extra optical inch.” He also clearly implies you’ll get laid more if you shave.)
Is this pseudoscience? Or just wishful thinking and clever marketing?
Is there a difference?
Make sure you check out “the basics” for the chance to ask Gary Questions. And watch out when he sits down in that director’s chair!